I Can't Take This Spam Anymore
I Can't Take This Spam Anymore
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Seriously, this bullshit is out of control. My inbox is flooded with offers for viagra. How am I supposed to stop all this garbage? It's making me nuts.
- All I want get a actual email for once.
- Hopefully one day this will end.
- {Until then|{Until that day arrives|I'm resigned to deleting spam all day long.
Ugh, These Emails
My inbox feels like a garbage dump/is overflowing with/is choked by spam. It's like someone is dumping/as if an automated bot is relentlessly pouring/throwing/sending digital poop into my virtual mailbox every day. Every time I try to get some work done/check for legitimate emails/enjoy a moment of peace, there it is: another {outrageous offer/unbelievable deal/suspicious message from some random company/person/scheme. It's enough to make me want to throw my computer out the window/delete my email account/scream into the void.
- I swear I didn't sign up for/How did they even get my email address?/Who gave them permission to bombard me with this junk?
- There are so many variations/It's always different/They use every trick in the book!
- Maybe one day I'll find a way to stop it/Someday they'll catch those spammers/Perhaps there's a magic spell for this problem.
I'm So Sick Of Your Fucking Spam Emails
Seriously, enough is just plain wrong. Every day I get flooded with your lame junk mail for things I don't even need. I've made an effort to unsubscribe, but it's like talking to a brick wall. At this point, I'm just pissed off.
- Just quit spamming me.
- Figure out that you're annoying everyone with this crap.
- Consider this my final warning.
End This Damn Spam You Goddamn Pieces Of Shit
Listen up, you bunch of cretins. This spam/junk mail/crap needs to stop. I'm fed up with your garbage to scam/con/trick me.
You think you're so clever sending me this useless/pointless/worthless junk, but you're just a nothing. I'm going to report/block/slander every single one of your emails/messages/schemes. So Get ready for the consequences.
- Get lost
- This is useless to me
Enough is Enough, You Spamming Bastards!
Listen up, you lowlifes! Your unwanted emails are clogging up inboxes and upsetting people. We've had enough of your junk. This is your last chance to quit this. Keep sending that rubbish, and we'll read more be forced to take legal action. Understand? Yeah, right.
Get Lost With Your Annoying Texts
You think you're so smart, sending out your junk to every irrelevant person you can find. But guess what, fucker? I give a damn for your deception. Get a real job or find a hobby already.
- Seriously With Your Annoying Texts
- I give a damn
- Get a real job or go outside already.